What movies have not aged well?
12.06.2025 00:07

Moonraker
-J W Pepper
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
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-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
Goldfinger
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
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-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
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Octopussy
-”She is very sexyful!”
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
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-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
From Russia With Love
Dr No
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-All the bad guys are black.
-Bond slapping Tracy.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
The Man with the Golden Gun
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
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-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
You Only Live Twice
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
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Diamonds Are Forever
A View to a Kill
-”Ah so!”
Live and Let Die
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
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